Mom is published again. Yay! She wrote a cool recipe. It’s in the January/February issue of a kiddie magazine. At least I HOPE it’s a kiddie magazine and not a KITTY magazine! Ugh. I hate those guys.
The recipe is called Pinwheel Bagel. Yum. I almost ate a bagel once, when it fell on the floor. If it didn’t make such a big noise, I might have gotten it onto the couch. Once I’m there, I can usually eat in peace for a few minutes, before Mom catches me and says, “That’s poison!” or “That’s my sock!” or one of my favorites, “Where’s the other half of this $20 bill?”
Anyway, the recipe is about bagels and cream cheese and peaches. If you make it right, it will look like a pinwheel. It’s in a magazine called Turtle.
Mom has a pet turtle in the kitchen. His name is Leave-the-Turtle-Alone. One of these days, I plan to figure out how to get my face through the bars of his house. Then, I’ll say, “Hello, Leave-the-Turtle-Alone. What’s that behind you?” When he turns his head and he’s not looking, I’ll take one of his blueberries and bring it on the couch to eat. I can’t wait!